Shwampdonkey 

A category above a plain old swampdonkey. A shwampdonkey (shwamper, shwampdonk, etc...) only receives this title after having been shwamped in a shwamp (fucked by multiple guys, outside, on the {preferably damp} ground). Until that point, she's still a swamper.

Tera's a shwampdonkey! Look at the mud stains on her knees and back! Fuckin' shwamper!

Shwampdonkey by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Swampdonkey 

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

Swampdonkey by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Swampdonkey 

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

Swampdonkey by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey 

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

Swampdonkey by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

swampdonkey 

A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.

She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.

swampdonkey by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

swampdonkey 

Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.

Damnit, that swampdonkey was checking me out.

swampdonkey by mohommed G hod November 8, 2006