shwammm

fucking crazy, awesome, almost like pownage

if your friend nails a sick trick you would say shwammm

by shwammm January 19, 2008

Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

shwammie

A word used in many different ways, but mostly as a way of showing sudden excitement.

I hung out with sarah yesterday, and she gave me a kiss, shwammie!

by Chooch DeMars May 1, 2007

Shwimmm

A word used to describe something that is:

Fast,
Quick,
Small,
Shwimmm like,
Slick

Look its a shwimmm,
Check that animal, hes a shwimmm
Dat car was like shwimmmmmmmmmm as it past us

by Nathan Hochman December 17, 2008

shwammin it

making the guys go nuts and staying on top of the game

damn i sure am shwammin it today

by juzxme September 19, 2009

shwammy whammy

To consume so much alcohol that you think you're Axel Rose circa 1990, and not in a good way.

Joe was so shwammy whammy he trashed the hotel room while we were in Vegas

by Spacoli February 6, 2010

shwammered

the point of drunkenness when the intoxicated subject is coherent and aware yet blissfully tipsy. Shwammered describes the point of being drunk between tipsy and belligerent.

My homie G Krupa is shwammered and having an amazing night.

by Llalec February 5, 2012