Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

shwammered

the point of drunkenness when the intoxicated subject is coherent and aware yet blissfully tipsy. Shwammered describes the point of being drunk between tipsy and belligerent.

My homie G Krupa is shwammered and having an amazing night.

by Llalec February 5, 2012

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004