shwammie

A word used in many different ways, but mostly as a way of showing sudden excitement.

I hung out with sarah yesterday, and she gave me a kiss, shwammie!

by Chooch DeMars May 1, 2007

Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

swammie

A firearm, usually some kind of a pistol.
Also known as a swam jam

Let a fool act up, I got the swammie on me right now.

by P. Dot September 7, 2006

Swammie

A fictional drug created from the Minecraft plot server, Lords of Minecraft. It is a fish resembling a clownfish, but when eaten makes the user's screen swirl, along with gaining extra speed.

Dude 1: Damn bro, these swammies hit hard..... bro.....
Dude 2: Wow...… I can't feel my.... well.... everything bro......

by Walter Rightwill April 17, 2020

schwammie

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

by Udeson January 31, 2007

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009