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Shwammered
The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")
Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.
I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.
I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.
I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.
I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.
Shwammered by r-fine23 April 25, 2010
Swammie
A fictional drug created from the Minecraft plot server, Lords of Minecraft. It is a fish resembling a clownfish, but when eaten makes the user's screen swirl, along with gaining extra speed.
Dude 1: Damn bro, these swammies hit hard..... bro.....
Dude 2: Wow...… I can't feel my.... well.... everything bro......
Dude 2: Wow...… I can't feel my.... well.... everything bro......
Swammie by Walter Rightwill April 17, 2020
schwammie
The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.
The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.
The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.
German Shammies
When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.
German Shammies by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009
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