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If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets 

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

shut up cunt 

What my mom said to me when i was 3

Shut Up Carchi Day 

What’s up guys”
Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s Shut Up Carchi Day”

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants

shut up cyka cyka blyat 

Triggers all russians in CSGO when someone in the team speaks english and can't keep their mouth shut micspamming 24/7

this scream also featured in one of NFKRZ videos where he say he hate Vladimir Putin
Micspammer : ok come on guys, come on all you need is patience we gonna win this round and call it a day isit ok guys

*blah blah blah for 5 mins*

Triggered russian : SHUT UP CYKA, CYKA BLYAT, CYKA BLYAT!!!!

AHHH ROT YEBAT!!!!

CYKAAAA BLYAT!!!!

EHHHH PERDAK PORBALO NAHUI!

YOB TVOYU MAT ARA CSGO!!!!

micspammer : oh shit...this russian asked me to shut up cyka cyka blyat...

Shut up Carolanne 

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996