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If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets 

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

shut up cunt 

What my mom said to me when i was 3

Shut Up Carchi Day 

“What’s up guys”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s Shut Up Carchi Day”

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

shut up cyka cyka blyat 

Triggers all russians in CSGO when someone in the team speaks english and can't keep their mouth shut micspamming 24/7

this scream also featured in one of NFKRZ videos where he say he hate Vladimir Putin
Micspammer : ok come on guys, come on all you need is patience we gonna win this round and call it a day isit ok guys

*blah blah blah for 5 mins*

Triggered russian : SHUT UP CYKA, CYKA BLYAT, CYKA BLYAT!!!!

AHHH ROT YEBAT!!!!

CYKAAAA BLYAT!!!!

EHHHH PERDAK PORBALO NAHUI!

YOB TVOYU MAT ARA CSGO!!!!

micspammer : oh shit...this russian asked me to shut up cyka cyka blyat...

Shut up Carolanne 

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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