shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017