shumpt 

When you take a shit and cum at the same time

Indeed, I have shumpt myself...

shumpt by KenaiCanoe_ December 31, 2020

slumptacion 

A GREAT ship, if you have Wattpad look up slumptacion..

Stokeley: Ah, Jahseh throw that shit back.
Jahseh: Ok, Stokeley Pokeley.

Reader: Slumptacion is so great.

slumptacion by Thefanficwriter November 11, 2018

Slumpt

Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.

-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"

Slumpt by Mitocondria September 21, 2014

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Jeremy Sumpter 

One good-looking actor who recently played Peter in the family film, "Peter Pan." He also is in the CBS drama, "Clubhouse." Yes, he may only be 15, but dag yo.. he's one sexy beast. Even his lisp is hot.

No words or examples could truly define J-man.

Jeremy Sumpter by Whitney October 7, 2004

stumptown

An ancient nickname for the city of Portland, Oregon. Refers to the stumps which dotted the streets of downtown Portland in the early days after the woods were clearcut for construction of the city.
Also a coffee company based in Portland.

Yo, my car broke down in Stumptown last summer and I haven't seen any social services since then.

stumptown by socklibrarian February 9, 2004

Jeremy Sumpter 

Jeremy Sumpter is an actor that plays in Just a dream,local boys, frality,peter pan, and he plays in the new show Clubhouse. In clubhouse he plays Pete Young. He is a sexy biotch!!! i love him!!

he is hot! and sexy and a good actor

Jeremy Sumpter by wendy_wanna_be October 23, 2004