shumeez 

Shumeez is a word defining excellence and beauty. Extraordinary good looks and absolutely brilliant!

wow you look rather shumeez today

shumeez by thatguyisreal July 6, 2011

Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeez 

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

Shmeez by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

Grate the shmeeze 

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

Grate the shmeeze by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

Shmeez 

Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.

(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.

(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!

Shmeez by H the chillest man around October 1, 2008

shmeez 

to smoke pot

You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?

shmeez by Retretret January 10, 2009

shmeez 

Smoking weed

I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.

shmeez by T Swholy January 14, 2004