Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 26, 2006

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 02, 2018

Shmeez

Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.

(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.

(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!

by H the chillest man around August 06, 2008

shmeez

to smoke pot

You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?

by Retretret January 10, 2009

shmeez

Smoking weed

I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.

by T Swholy January 15, 2004

Shmeeze

Marijuana in any form

"Hey Poe, you got any shmeeze on you?"

"Pass me some of that shmeeze, Vyatt."

by IronMaidenFan66 February 28, 2021

Shmeez

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".

Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."

by J - Rob May 10, 2005