futhermucker
Futhermucking bon of a sitch!
futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003
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futhermucker
1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.
2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.
2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.
1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."
2) "...Futhermucker!"
2) "...Futhermucker!"
futhermucker by Know It All March 30, 2004
Futhermucker
Instead of saying the real word (motherfucker) you say "futhermucker" it is a lot safer way of saying the real word especially around teachers and parents!
Futhermucker by Shittyyyy shit shittt January 19, 2017
Futhermucker
Futhermucker by MissStealYoMan13 May 24, 2017
futhermucker shit face dick headed leach
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
futhermucker shit face dick headed leach by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
Fatherfucker
n. A variation on the popular "motherfucker", a fatherfucker is one who fucks one's own father, essentially the female context of motherfucker, a fatherfucker may be male however, not only implying incestuous deeds, but homosexuality as well. Loses its value on the wife of a father.
Come here georgy, daddy's got a little present for you.... IT'S A HUGE DICK!
Fuck you dad, im no fatherfucking fatherfucker!
fatherfucking fatherfuckers fatherfuck fatherfuckers.
Fuck you dad, im no fatherfucking fatherfucker!
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Fatherfucker by Why the fuck do i need this? October 17, 2010
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fatherfucker by kwang June 25, 2003
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