A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
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Get the shtanky pushay mug.The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
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Get the Shtankhouse mug.A wondrous, yet extremely harsh smell that comes from one's anus as they speak in french
Temporarily disables all movement as the body is paralyzed as one's smell engulfs his/her nostrils and takes over his/her brain
Temporarily disables all movement as the body is paralyzed as one's smell engulfs his/her nostrils and takes over his/her brain
"Oh Bonjour, je viens de laisser tomber une shtink"
"Mon clitoris sent, mais le vôtre fait un shtink”
"Mon clitoris sent, mais le vôtre fait un shtink”
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