Shtank 

The divine and delicate elegance of a woman. A descriptive word used to define a goddess-like female.

If a woman has acquired the shtank, She can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.
Her smile radiates happiness and everything about her redefines perfect.

Cowboy: “I like my horses like I like my women.. SHTANK”

Man #1: Yoo bro look at that girl who just walked in
Man #2: Damn, that woman has the shtank, I would let her have my children
Man #1: I would die to acquire that shtank

Broski #1: Ayy Shordy do you have that shtank?
Shordy #1: Damn right I have that shtank, why don’t you come take a sniff
Broski #1: My parents should expect some grandkids in the next 9 months because that shtank is going to trap me!

Shtank by 5 Gum December 4, 2018

shtank 

A funk so foul it curls the the hair on your toes.

Yo mama got shtank punanny so bad that last night when I was givin' her the riki-tiki I passed out into her b-hole

shtank by Def Bommy May 5, 2003

Shtank 

A term coined by jazz musicians, similar to stank but on a level with God himself. When something has Shrank, your knees will buckle and your brain will dance in your skull as the shtanky music takes control.

Bro, that solo had so much shtank, I nutted 14 times

Shtank by JermsMcJones October 15, 2019

shtank 

Its a life style for lit people and hype beasts shtank is like walking up to someone in a wheel chair and saying nice ride or walking up to a def person and saying nice airpods

damn shawty my nigga shtanky
im kinda shtanky today
SHTANKY!!!!

shtank by Lil LOng Leg March 28, 2021

Shtank 

The reselling of stolen items, commonly electronics or digital currency

“I just made a band by shtanking”

Shtank by Trapmadebonkers May 4, 2025

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016