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Shtank

The divine and delicate elegance of a woman. A descriptive word used to define a goddess-like female.

If a woman has acquired the shtank, She can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.
Her smile radiates happiness and everything about her redefines perfect.
Cowboy: “I like my horses like I like my women.. SHTANK”

Man #1: Yoo bro look at that girl who just walked in
Man #2: Damn, that woman has the shtank, I would let her have my children
Man #1: I would die to acquire that shtank

Broski #1: Ayy Shordy do you have that shtank?
Shordy #1: Damn right I have that shtank, why don’t you come take a sniff
Broski #1: My parents should expect some grandkids in the next 9 months because that shtank is going to trap me!
by 5 Gum December 4, 2018
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A funk so foul it curls the the hair on your toes.
Yo mama got shtank punanny so bad that last night when I was givin' her the riki-tiki I passed out into her b-hole
by Def Bommy May 5, 2003
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Shtank

A term coined by jazz musicians, similar to stank but on a level with God himself. When something has Shrank, your knees will buckle and your brain will dance in your skull as the shtanky music takes control.
Bro, that solo had so much shtank, I nutted 14 times
by JermsMcJones October 15, 2019
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Its a life style for lit people and hype beasts shtank is like walking up to someone in a wheel chair and saying nice ride or walking up to a def person and saying nice airpods
damn shawty my nigga shtanky
im kinda shtanky today
SHTANKY!!!!
by Lil LOng Leg March 28, 2021
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Shtank

The reselling of stolen items, commonly electronics or digital currency
I just made a band by shtanking”
by Trapmadebonkers May 4, 2025
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Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
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Shank spanking

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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