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"i have a shlong."
"HA! more like a shtiny"
shtiny by patrick w October 10, 2007
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my shiny metal ass 

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.
Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!
"damn that bitch just went shiny-out
I hope her boyfriend doesn't find out"

"shiny-out. and I thought she was wearing underwear"
shiny-out by mrtwidlywinks December 22, 2008

Shiny Metal Boxes 

Here's shiny metal boxes for you urban dictionary; go fuck yourself, you piece of goddam motherfucking shit fuck you, fuck you, go to hell, fuck you, fuck your whole goddam motherfucking life

Shiny kids

Shiny kids is a term used by Game Server Administrators to describe rather irritating children who persistently annoy the Administrators by constantly asking for their attention.

Typically, a "shiny kid", is a child between 8 and 16 who plays on public online game server (e.g. Minecraft servers). They usually "hack", or use cheat programs on the game and then moan to Admins when others do the same thing.

They enjoy making other players rage, by trolling them and attempting to simply annoy everyone in the game.

The term was originally made by an administrator on the TNT Factions Minecraft Server who goes by the name "Mlickism". In a text message to the Owner of the server ("Cydp3"), auto-correct edited his message to read:
"Damn fanboy shiny kids", as opposed to what he meant to say:
"Damn f**king whiny kids".
Can you please get on the server soon? The shiny kids are doing my head in!
Please stop being a shiny kid and just play the game like everyone else.
The shiny kids were on last night. They were so annoying I just ragequit.
Admins can you please ban the shiny kids?
Shiny kids by Cydp3 October 21, 2012

Shiny Girl 

A really attractive girl. Can be used an an adjective or a noun. Synonymous to hot, attractive, gorgeous, beautiful, pretty...
"Yo check out that shiny over there"
"So shiny"
"Yeah that girl's pretty shiny"
"Are there going to be any shinies at the SUB?"
"Who's the Shiniest of them all in Civil?"
"That's a really shiny girl"
Shiny Girl by KUUBCSULLI December 29, 2015

shiny pokemon 

A pokemon encountered in the wild with an alternative coloring; they also sparkle as they come out of your pokeball once you catch it - which is highly advised, seeing as there is a 1 in 8,192 chance of encountering one each battle. It's a pretty good idea to use a master ball on one if you see one, as the pokemon can sometimes flee before you get a chance to throw your pokeball or you can accidentally weaken it too much and KO it - which is a little like liquid gold running through your fingers.
Josh encountered a shiny pokemon - a Bellsprout - last week; he was so excited that he jumped up and down and accidentally made his Charizard use Fire Blast. He is now in the midst of a deep depression.
shiny pokemon by Shiny Bulbasaur April 21, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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