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Barnum Statement 

A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes

Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives

examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"
"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.
Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"
state lunch by Moltar March 8, 2008
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Flow state 

A mental state where a person is 100% immersed in the activity,
While also their performance increases
I can't believe i won a 1v2!
Probably a flow state!
Flow state by aslpaul3939 September 29, 2020

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