{ten seconds after you log on facebook}
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?
Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.
Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?
Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.
Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.
by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010
by Quitty August 25, 2010
shit talkers who stalks you by talking a lot of shit about you.
by keoza June 24, 2011