shtalker

a shtalker is someone who stalks you for the sole purpose of talking shit.

{ten seconds after you log on facebook}
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?

Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.

Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.

shtalker by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010

Shtalker

A cat that won't stop following you around.

This cat! He won't leave me alone!" (to cat) "Stop shtalking me, you little shtalker!

Shtalker by Quitty August 25, 2010

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Side Bitch Stalker by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

Spoti-stalker 

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

Spoti-stalker by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Screen Stalker 

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.

John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

Screen Stalker by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010

FB Stalker 

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

FB Stalker by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011