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Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Shrek's Dick 

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
Shrek's Dick by strummedonny June 8, 2018

shrek's dick 

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
shrek's dick by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

shrekdiculous 

An adjective used to describe something more ridiculous than Shrek."
"Yo, Bella! that outfit is shrekdiculous!"
shrekdiculous by heckeggs December 3, 2017

Shrekduck 

Shrek as a duck or a duck as a shrek.
Shrekduck is so handsome
Shrekduck by Shrekduck May 21, 2022