Shrek dick

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A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

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Shrek dick by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

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shrek dick

A greenish looking dick

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shrek dick by Anonymous Confirmed August 23, 2017

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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025

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Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.

"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"

Shrek's Dick by strummedonny June 8, 2018

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shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
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shrek's dick by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

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shrekdiculous

An adjective used to describe something more ridiculous than Shrek."

"Yo, Bella! that outfit is shrekdiculous!"

shrekdiculous by heckeggs December 3, 2017

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Shrekduck

Shrek as a duck or a duck as a shrek.

Shrekduck is so handsome

Shrekduck by Shrekduck May 21, 2022

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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