Shre 

The Gift of God .

Deserves all the happiness of the whole world .

A person who is cute , intelligent , loving and friendly .

Everything anyone could ask for .

The person with whom you can discuss your problems and get best solution possible .

Very emotional people and can do anything for their loved ones .

Has the best taste in Music and Fashion .

Everyone needs a Shre in their life .

Shre by yeontannie November 4, 2021

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Shrek 

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

Shrexual 

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.

"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*

Shrexual by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013

shreidded 

Repeated ripping or tearing of a sail because of neglect.

Because the sail had not been covered to protect it from the sun's rays for an extended period of time, the wind shreidded it mercilessly.

shreidded by Aloha27 February 20, 2008

Quantum Shrek 

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019