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(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Shramps by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008
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los mega shrimps 

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.
Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

shrampies 

lemme get some more of thoe shrampies.
shrampies by big shaq's not hot February 12, 2018

Shrampies 

“Hold on there ace, lemme get some of them shrampies”
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ShrimpSkin 

A small uncircumcised dick with large amounts of foreskin hanging off....
"yo this bitch told me, that dude had a one inch ShrimpSkin" ahaha Dirty Elephant Trunk, Ant Eater,Shrimp Skin mutha fakkah
ShrimpSkin by AznperswayzioN November 13, 2009
A large pack of thick shrimps.
"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."
Shromps by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020