shpong 

See schpong. This is a variation of the word schpong. The written word is very ambiguous in the fantasy world of Carlos. The pronunciation is effectively the same though.

Rick: Here I'll untangle you mouse cable from your prized HSV coffee mug.
* Rick drops mug on the floor and it smashes into a kabillion pieces*
Carlos: Ah Rick ya shpong!

shpong by Scobar April 20, 2005

shwong 

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

Schpong by ertang March 16, 2010

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022