shpong

See schpong. This is a variation of the word schpong. The written word is very ambiguous in the fantasy world of Carlos. The pronunciation is effectively the same though.

Rick: Here I'll untangle you mouse cable from your prized HSV coffee mug.
* Rick drops mug on the floor and it smashes into a kabillion pieces*
Carlos: Ah Rick ya shpong!

by Scobar April 20, 2005

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shpongled

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

by ertang March 16, 2010

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022