shponce 

Someone who lays on their parents couch all day playing online computer games and doesn't go outside for days at a time. Hasn't seen the sunlight outside in weeks, and the only tan he has is from the computer screen light. Often seen in flocks of two or three, typically with shpances. (See also: 'shpance')

the king: "Hey shponce, when was the last time you saw daylight, other than through the window?"

the shponce: "Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm........I don't know, like three weeks or more? I can't remember, really."

the king: "Pfft...typical sphonce-like activities."

shponce by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012

Sponce

Sponce is the word used by the fans of the progressive metal band periphery (peripherals), to refer as they singer Spencer Sotelo.

Metal Elitist: Spencer vocals are gay
peripheral: Shut up, sponce is awesome

Sponce by Puresparce July 30, 2015

shpance 

One who plays too many video games and stands on a corner for his or her job shaking a sign.

"Look at him over there in his weenie costume with that obnoxious sign, he's such a shpance haha."

shpance by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012

Shonce 

The joining together of the words shit + nonce.

A shonce is someone who has a sexual interest in children but lacks the ability to carry it out covertly, ultimately leading them to being caught.

Unlike Jimmy Saville, Cavan was caught the first time he had access to a child therefore was branded a shonce.

Shonce by Matt.Ed May 30, 2022

Sponcee 

1. A person who has a sponsor in AA.

2. A person who follows the advice of a sponsor to the letter.

3. Someone who gives free services to AA and thier sponsor for nothing in return, except spirituality.

4. Someone who is often abused and neglected by thier sponsor.

1. Mary was Bill's sponcee in AA. Bill often has Mary clean his toilet and have sex with him in return for everlasting serenity.

2. Bill was mad at his sponcee Mary. She would not have sex with him, so he kicked her out of the house and turned her into the police for drinking while on probation.

Sponcee by JR Harris April 16, 2011

Shronce

A nonce from Shropshire

James? He's an absolute Shronce.

Shronce by hekaton01 November 30, 2022

Shronce

A highly self-entitled and narcissistic person from Shropshire. Often seen behind the wheel of a Range Rover or other larger car with permanent high beams.

Cannot be reasoned with and is unable to relate to other human beings.

Has a Shronce that didn’t quite manage to overtake me and tailgated me for miles with his blinding lights.

Shronce by Hekaton January 29, 2023