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Shonce

The joining together of the words shit + nonce.

A shonce is someone who has a sexual interest in children but lacks the ability to carry it out covertly, ultimately leading them to being caught.
Unlike Jimmy Saville, Cavan was caught the first time he had access to a child therefore was branded a shonce.
by Matt.Ed May 30, 2022
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shonce

A service one pays for on a monthly and sometimes weekly basis depending on where you live in order to be covered in case of an accident.
Say my man, how much does my my shonce cost for a 1976 pinto.
by bubba carter January 7, 2008
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Shonae is the best friend that u could ever have.
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Shoncin' It

v. The act of pulling any questionable or unexplainable action that leaves those around you wondering who you even know there.
Person 1: "Can't believe he told everyone that story but me"

Person 2: "Yeah there's some shoncin' it going on there"
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Soncerrai

A very large person usually over 500 pounds. Some might call them a “fatass” or “huge”. Tends to have over 1,000 chins and can be found in various food locations.
Grant: What is a Soncerrai?
Mike: Oh grant, just some fat pig who we call S for short.
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Shonel

An outstandingly hot and unique person with extraordinary hidden talents. An endearing, honest and magnanimous person with a sense of humor and a charming personality.

He's charming as Shonel
by min_d November 24, 2013
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