Shonce 

The joining together of the words shit + nonce.

A shonce is someone who has a sexual interest in children but lacks the ability to carry it out covertly, ultimately leading them to being caught.

Unlike Jimmy Saville, Cavan was caught the first time he had access to a child therefore was branded a shonce.

Shonce by Matt.Ed May 30, 2022

shonce 

A service one pays for on a monthly and sometimes weekly basis depending on where you live in order to be covered in case of an accident.

Say my man, how much does my my shonce cost for a 1976 pinto.

shonce by bubba carter January 7, 2008

Shonae 

She is the most funniest person. She silly. She us the best friend to have

Shonae is the best friend that u could ever have.

Shonae by Alwaysmiling_lowkey January 28, 2018

Shoncin' It 

v. The act of pulling any questionable or unexplainable action that leaves those around you wondering who you even know there.

Person 1: "Can't believe he told everyone that story but me"

Person 2: "Yeah there's some shoncin' it going on there"

Shoncin' It by Little W December 1, 2010

Soncerrai 

A very large person usually over 500 pounds. Some might call them a “fatass” or “huge”. Tends to have over 1,000 chins and can be found in various food locations.

Grant: What is a Soncerrai?
Mike: Oh grant, just some fat pig who we call S for short.

Soncerrai by Eugene spicer July 1, 2021

Shonel 

An outstandingly hot and unique person with extraordinary hidden talents. An endearing, honest and magnanimous person with a sense of humor and a charming personality.

He's charming as Shonel

charming hot endearing Shonel

Shonel by min_d November 24, 2013

Shonen Knife

THE CUTEST ROCK BAND EVER!!!

I love Shonen Knife's "Buttercup."

Shonen Knife by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021