bopitchamp's definitions

Stalldresser

(1) Showerdresser
(2) A person who is too embarrassed to admit that he dresses in the shower and thus insists that he dresses in the stall instead.

He insists that he's a stalldresser when we all know that he's actually a showerdresser.

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

stall dresser

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by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

shower dresser

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by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004