shower gel 

A stupid substice that is cleanses everywhere (supposedly). But really it is like a jelloee paste plopped on your hair... Just sayin. Anyway... Why would you search this up? Need a good definition to search up? Search up: Pineapple.

"Ahh bro, did you use shower gel for shampoo and conditioner again?" "Yeah, ya like it?" "No, it's stupid and doesn't clean your hair at all." "Stupid Shower Gel"

shower gel by Melody Hyckes March 14, 2014

Shower Gel Paradox 

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

Shower Gel Paradox by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Axe shower gel 

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.

Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.

Axe shower gel by Mgccl June 27, 2007

Original Source Mint shower gel

A shower gel so manly it has XY chromosomes.

It is illegal in Poland for lumberjacks not to wash with Original Source Mint shower gel.

The VIRGIN Mary used original source... Look what happened.

Original Source Mint shower gel by Nylow June 1, 2012

Axe shower gel 

racist fucking commercials

I'll never buy Axe shower gel and neither should you.

Axe shower gel by fuckin racist commercials December 28, 2005

showerglarphobia 

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010