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National Shoebill Day 

April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.

The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.
I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...

"Happy national shoebill day..?"

Sowbelly 

A fat as fuck woman with an over sized hog belly.
I wanna go hoggin' tonight and grind up on a big ole sowbelly.
Sowbelly by Brewster1895 December 27, 2011

Shorebilly 

A special breed of redneck residing on the DelMarVa peninsula. They can oft be seen with a rod and cooler rack mounted to the front of their lifted truck or jeep. With a 'Salt Life' decal on the back glass. They possess a unique form of speech that for unknown reasons are a mix between a Virginia and a central Appalachian accent, even if they immigrated from New Jersey. Their footwear of choice is usually a roper style boot from Justin or Ariat, even if they've never ridden a horse. Carhartt coats are the preferred outer layer fall to spring. It is possible that Duck Commander decals will also be seen on their vehicles.
Shore·billy /SHôrˈbilē/
Noun
Plural Shorebillies

"Ey Jimbo, ewe wanna let tha are out the tars in drive on oot to Assateague and do some fashin?"

"Naw, a tooh minnie shoe-er beelees oot thar a-ready. Maybe tahmar."

Shorebilly

Shitbilly 

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.
Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"
Shitbilly by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

snowbilly 

The select population in the colder, upper Midwest who are poor, uneducated, sheltered, and close-minded. The hillbilly far away from the South.
"Those cheap ass snowbillys don't know how to tip. If you can't afford to tip, then you can't afford to go out to eat..."
snowbilly by Doctor Utopia February 1, 2008