n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.
Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'
Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'
"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."
by magnerash December 3, 2011
The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017