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shot blocked 

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.
shot blocked by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011
Words you can keep

Blocked shot 

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time
I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.
Blocked shot by Basketballs February 5, 2022

Blocked shot 

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming
I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.
Blocked shot by Basketballs February 5, 2022

blocked shot on gorl 

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff
Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

shot blocker 

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."
shot blocker by Juice 575 June 1, 2007

shot blocker 

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.
He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!
shot blocker by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010

Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.
John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!
Spotblocked by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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