Shortphobic
Shortphobic by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020
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An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."
“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012
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Shortphobia
The phobia of short people.
Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...
Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...
Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?
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