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shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."
“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

Shortphobia 

The phobia of short people.

Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...
Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?
Shortphobia by PopeTouchy69 June 15, 2022

Snortphobic 

When someone thinks that snorting is disgusting or frowned upon/dislikes it
*snorts like daddy pig*

Person A: Ew that’s gross

Person B: that’s snortphobic
Snortphobic by Trashdetective July 30, 2022

Shottyphobic

A prejudice against someone because of their shotgun preference, commonly seen in video games.
Donny is Shottyphobic against Dylan's preference of the SPAS.
Shottyphobic by ItIsNooby September 12, 2022

Mondo_shoozphobic 

Person who really really hates mondo_shooz on tt
OH MY GOD!! MONDO_SHOZ I HAT YOU!!” “THATS MONDO_SHOOZPHOBIC KITTEN!!”

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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