Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my headstraight.
When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.
While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.
I always display encouragement and good humor towards my "little kiddo" relatives/friends, assuring them dat they "will be big and strong like me someday", and doing upwards-reaching tasks for them dat they are unable to perform themselves; they always appreciate how I shorterate them like dat.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.