shortercat

user shortercat on tiktok thats my best friend irl, his boyfriend’s a bitch tho

Marley: hey do u know shortercat on tiktok

Jamal: uh no who is she?
Marley: the best person ever

shortercat by noxpooper July 12, 2021

Shorteralla 

short in the height dept, short in the brains dept, short in the patience, short on there bills because they spend all of there money at Disney

Shorteralla is late paying the bills again after coming back from Disney

Shorteralla by Wordie December 27, 2012

Shortcation 

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

Shortcation by tomco June 18, 2014

shortcat 

Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.

Now for my fr... OMGZORS!!11!!1 SHORTCAT IS IN MY FRIZORS!!11!!!1!!!one

shortcat by Coljzors July 22, 2008

Raspberry Shortbreath 

When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.

While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.

Raspberry Shortbreath by Tootle2 October 16, 2012

shortcat 

When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.

The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!

shortcat by Ithomash January 17, 2013

shorterest 

shortest person ever

“you’re shorterest”

shorterest by kinggali November 14, 2021