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Shorteralla 

short in the height dept, short in the brains dept, short in the patience, short on there bills because they spend all of there money at Disney
Shorteralla is late paying the bills again after coming back from Disney
Shorteralla by Wordie December 27, 2012

Shortcation 

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.
Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.
Shortcation by tomco June 18, 2014

shortcat 

Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.
Now for my fr... OMGZORS!!11!!1 SHORTCAT IS IN MY FRIZORS!!11!!!1!!!one
shortcat by Coljzors July 22, 2008

Raspberry Shortbreath 

When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.
While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.
Raspberry Shortbreath by Tootle2 October 16, 2012

shortcat 

When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.
The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!
shortcat by Ithomash January 17, 2013

shorterate

To show respect and patience towards someone who is more vertically challenged than you are.
I always display encouragement and good humor towards my "little kiddo" relatives/friends, assuring them dat they "will be big and strong like me someday", and doing upwards-reaching tasks for them dat they are unable to perform themselves; they always appreciate how I shorterate them like dat.
shorterate by QuacksO August 29, 2026
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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