Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

Short change hero by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Change my shirt 

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

Change my shirt by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

Shirt Changer 

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.

Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.

Shirt Changer by I_cant_stop_these_thoughts November 17, 2021

ShortChange 

To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour

"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand

ShortChange by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014

shortchange 

Artist

Shortchange in the house; get outta the house

shortchange by shortchange February 28, 2013

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] 

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021