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short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.
Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car
by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005
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short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
by Cassar November 17, 2006
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Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.
by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008
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short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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Short Arm Shifty

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
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Shaft shot

Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions
O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!
by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015
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