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short cheese 

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.
Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.
short cheese by OP213 January 2, 2008
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shot clock cheese 

originates from NBA 2K12. It is when you or an opponent hits an insane shot at the buzzer through tough defense

ex: Chris Smoove: shoots a crazy shot at the buzzer Shot clock cheese?
ex: Chris Smoove: shoots a crazy shot at the buzzer Shot clock cheese?

Shoot the cheese 

Ight bruh, I'm finna shoot the cheese. See ya tomorrow.
Shoot the cheese by Cuckoomedal October 11, 2019

Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese 

When Goran Dragić makes a contested 3 when the shot clock is about to expire.
God Dammit another Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese moment.

SHOT CLOCK CHEESE 

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.
Omg! Let`s get this SHOT CLOCK CHEESE!
SHOT CLOCK CHEESE by mosescuh February 27, 2018

Shoot The Cheese 

Yeah man, I'm bout to shoot the cheese.
Shoot The Cheese by mxggle October 13, 2019

cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.
We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!