short and stout 

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

short and stout by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022

Twist and Shout 

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.

Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

Twist and Shout by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014

twist and shout 

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain

Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed

twist and shout by Tom December 9, 2004

Twist and Shout 

Throwing up and diarrhea at the same time.

Man I was so sick last night throwing up and diarrhea I didn't know which end was gonna let go next. My friend you had a major case of twist and shout!!!

Twist and Shout by L Ray August 29, 2009

Twist And Shout 

When one has such bad diarrhea that it triggers the an involuntary vomit into the same toilet resulting in a “twisting” movement while on the toilet.

After her going away lunch, Jennifer has such bad food poisoning, she ended up having to Twist and Shout in the middle of the work day.

Twist And Shout by Lauratheintern November 17, 2017

Twist and Shout 

a method of masturbation brought to light in an episode of the HBO series Real Sex whereby a man uses a twisting motion of his hand on his shaft and then lets out a vocal shout

"Is Jamie going to come out with us on a fun pass?"

"No, he'll probably just sit at home all night doing the Twist and Shout."

Twist and Shout by Squall1 February 3, 2010

Twist and Shout 

A blowjob similar to the Gawk Gawk 9000, however the female partner adds a hand into the equation to "twist" as she "shouts" to summon a more powerful force than Fus Ro Dah!

Man: Honey this head is boring as fuck
Chick: Lemme hit you with that Twist and Shout
*GAWK GAWK TWIST*
Man: Fuck this shit bussin

Twist and Shout by princess bababoobies August 10, 2021