Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-
ship about anyone employed to
work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others
joke about small penises
- A fast
car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates