shoreman

Someone who is related to a Mexican rape gang and try's to enter America

Ellis - " plz let me in!"
Donald Trump - " stop being a Shoreman! America closed"

by FaZe_B33N July 6, 2016

Shoremate

A term used by naval personnel to communicate with one another when not knowing the persons rank/rate/name. Unlike the term 'shipmate' this term is used while being in a shore duty station and is a more friendly, less aggressive term, and positive to accomplish a goal without seeming hostile .

Hey shoremate how's your day going?
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.

by Doddfather July 25, 2019

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.

Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016

shoeman

God of socom, he is a leader and people follow him, people love him for his cock and wish to pound him in his ass, though he will not allow it you gay homo

That shoeman, is a person.

by shoeman March 20, 2003

shoeman

a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.

if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.

by potter the govna' October 27, 2007