Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
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Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "
hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates