Storeman

Storeman is the common name in the retail world for the laziest person in the store. Known to appear to be doing something when in fact not actually achieving much or anything at all.

Frequent activities include: Leaning, Playing on computers, riding on pallet jacks, and reading newspapers.

Fred: Hey is that dude your boss? He's doing zilch.
Andrew: Nah, he's the storeman.

James: Do we have anyone running the backdock?
Jim: Not really, unless you include the storeman.
*bell rings for 5 minutes*

Fred: Where is the storeman?
Peter: I'll check.
Peter: He's out the back, but he says he's busy reading newspapers.

by Annoyingtruckdriver March 12, 2014

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009

Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

stoneman

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

Marjory Stoneman Douglas

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

owen stoneman

A fat bastardly lizard prick that eats more kfc than Godzilla

The local kfc tan put of chicken must of had an Owen stoneman

by power playa November 23, 2017