Shoneys 

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack

Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!

Shoneys by zamorak April 25, 2015

shoneys 

a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.

darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys

shoneys by joshua001 March 7, 2007

shoneys gunk 

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

shoneys gunk by bobbysagetjr. October 18, 2020

Shoney Floater 

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

Shoney Floater by J Holland June 28, 2006

Going to Shoney's 

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

Going to Shoney's by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

Shoney Floater 

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

Shoney Floater by J Holland June 28, 2006

SHONEY 

The term SHONEY is short for "IS SHE A SHONEY?"

A question/phrase that is often used amongst the male gender for slyly asking one-another whether the member of opposite sex within the vicinity is a honey or not.

The term can also be used as a statement of acknowledgement once all parties agree she is a honey. "SHONEY!"

Tommy: Hey James, over there... SHONEY?

James: Yup... SHONEY!

SHONEY by TSESQ January 16, 2014