4 definitions by zamorak
The most wonderful man to ever walk on Earth. He is often seen with a Santa Claus Hat and a red trimmed armour also called Zamorak armour. Girls with real life names beginning by L and finishing with A and using a pseudo abreviated PC tend to admire him secretly.
-We are at page 26 of the Kamasutra book, what you want to try Laur...
-Shsss!! Dragoon might be near!!
-Ok ok!!
-Shsss!! Dragoon might be near!!
-Ok ok!!
by zamorak April 29, 2005
A street performer, who plays drums solos, usually on buckets. Occasionally has dancers who dance to his beat.
by zamorak October 23, 2013
You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?
Person 2: Absolutely not.
Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS
Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?
Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
Person 2: Absolutely not.
Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS
Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?
Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.
by zamorak November 26, 2013