A shomper can be defined in 2 ways, one being a fucked up shower and one being the entire surface area of a male cooch.
ex.1 "Yeah we can go out, but first its shomper time".
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"
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Guy2: you mean those chunky fila shoes?
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