Shimper 

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

Shimper by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

Shimper 

A person who's a simp and also ships other people

She's such a shimper, she ships me with Fin 'cause she can't find anyone to simp for!
Stop being a shimp! But bro, I ship ya with Ellie so...I guess I'm a shimper too?

Shimper by magicauras September 25, 2022

shipper name 

A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.

Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?

Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.

Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.

Guy 2: Haha sick bro.

shipper name by Teddyhugs21 August 18, 2014

Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery 

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.

I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ in the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.

shipper angst by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009