Shomey 

That bitch alert . she is so fye and funny and prescouis and ready for new friends at all times and makes every one happy and laughs a lot

Shomey is the shit

Shomey by Chum chucks June 3, 2018

David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011

Shamey 

an air of confidence felt when owning a moment of feeling ashamed, in an empowering way

“I took over the aux at my sister’s wedding and started playing Kim Petras.”

“That’s so shamey, I love it.”

“I’ve been wearing this hoodie for two days straight.”

“That’s shamey.”

“The pants I bought today are so shamey.”

Shamey by potsdamn July 10, 2023

Shoneys 

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack

Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!

Shoneys by zamorak April 25, 2015

Shoney Floater 

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

Shoney Floater by J Holland June 28, 2006

showmeyourmossybanknow 

The best tik toker in the world she has 1836996 billon follows because shes amazing a hot and she saved children from dying from the fire she made ❤️❤️

showmeyourmossybanknow is the best

showmeyourmossybanknow by gueje May 31, 2021