shoheyb

Shoheyb ist eine sehr nette Person sie ist ein guter Freund, Familien Mitglied sie ist hilfsbereit, vertrauensvoll, zuverlässig sie ist aber auch aggressiv am meisten wenns ums essen geht

Shoheyb

shoheyb by By Edgar November 21, 2021

Shoheb 

The Pablo Escobar of his time. Dual personality good and evil. Shoheb is good in bed and has a large penis.

Shoheb is a trap star

Shoheb by David Ahmed 169 October 17, 2016

Shoheb 

That one smart person who finds a way to always help others. known for loving the world, Gandhi, and chocolate. Shoheb is someone who believes in peace and in creativity.

That guy is such a Shoheb. I'm totally voting for him at the elections

Shoheb by Weday December 5, 2016

shoneyboy 

A person who has lost the will to give a Fuck about anything. Will rely purely on a diet of nothing but meal deals and the black mamba. Enjoys drum and bass music and also possesses many real branded garments like Gucci and Stone Island.

"Wow did you see that guys REAL Gucci bucket hat?!

-Yeah he is definitely a proper Shoneyboy!, do you think he'll let me cop a rollie?"

shoneyboy by Rumbleurjungle21 May 14, 2018

soheyb

A beautiful man with an amazing heart. Kind, generous, and very intelligent.

Soheyb is a friend you will feel lucky to have in your life.

soheyb by anonymous August 8, 2021

Shoheb 

A fucking rapist

Shoheb why did u rape that turtle

Shoheb by Daddy321 August 12, 2023

Shoheb Syndrome 

A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.

If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.

Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."

Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"

Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."

*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*

Shoheb Syndrome by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023