shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

shoe poo by rockman49 December 30, 2011

Poo shoe menace 

By nature it happens to the most unluckiest people to ever roam this earth...they walk and manage to stand in dog poo.

A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.

Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.

Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.

"That dude is a poo shoe menace, he has poo on his shoe".

"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".

"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".

Poo shoe menace by kvd February 9, 2008

poo shoe 

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

ewww! it stinks in here- someone must have a pooshoe! everyone check their shoes.

poo shoe by punk rock princess May 13, 2005

Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?

Poo Poo Shoe by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

poo shoe 

An insane internet troll who tracks poo throughout comment sections, messageboards, imageboards. Obsessed with rightwing philosophy, aliens, illuminati, mass murderers, SJWs, Muslims, trans

Poo Shoes is in the building

poo shoe by Hitch One November 15, 2016

poo shoe 

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.

Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right

Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....

poo shoe by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019

Poo-man-shoe 

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.

So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.

Poo-man-shoe by Scrilla Don't Lie January 23, 2019