Shocky

Nickname for a man who gives off spontaneous electrical shocks. Once in control of the power, this person can be very dangerous.
Not a person to betray.

"Whoa, howd he do that?"
"he's a shocky"
"NO WAY"

Shocky by Kygageg January 12, 2010

shocky cheese 

A habit or action in which you continue to engage, despite the fact that it has burned you in the past.

The term is derived from experiments where a rodent is put into a maze containing a delicious piece of cheese (perhaps Roquefort) that is hooked up to a wire that shocks the rodent. The rodent keeps forgetting that's the shocky cheese.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

"Starbucks is my shocky cheese. I was already paying for my latte when I remembered, 'I hate this place!'"

shocky cheese by eeMuLi April 25, 2008

Shocky Brown 

the two step process of first generating static electricity by shuffling your socked feet on carpet followed by the poking of the tip of your member in the anal cavity giving the girl a shocking surprise

She said she wanted me to surprise her with anal but i think a shocky brown was in order

Shocky Brown by grundel McGooch October 17, 2009

shocky cheese 

Any kind of behavior that is actually hated for which the dislike is regularly forgotten until in the midst of acting upon said behavior. Could be an activity that is repeatedly performed or spending time in the company of another individual. Like a mouse repeatedly getting shocked by cheese in a laboratory. First mentioned on the Seattle radio show "Too Beautiful to Live" by Luke Burbank.

Every morning Starbucks gives me a shocky cheese moment when I go inside, order a coffee, and then realize that I hate Starbucks.

shocky cheese by Suckrpnch April 25, 2008

Shocky rod of sodimization 

The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.

"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"

Shocky rod of sodimization by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009

Shocky Cocky 

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.

Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky

Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

shockley 

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

shockley by Reknown February 11, 2014