howd 

Short ford "How did"

howd those white stains get there?

howd by CA3B20A3G October 14, 2007

HowD 

Pronounced: How-Dee
A short response that can substitute a greeting, an event, or description of some occurrence.

Person 1: I just crashed my car
Person 2: HowD

HowD by helloFriend2020 December 18, 2020

Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023

Hood Howdy 

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

Hood Howdy by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

howdy partner

Hello, friend

Howdy, partner! Ya'll from 'round these parts?

howdy partner by sa oldstyle March 29, 2004

howdily doodily 

Saying "howdy" like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, a greeting

Flanders: Howdily doodily neighborino!
Homer: Shut up Flanders.

howdily doodily by Blasto the Wonder Dog October 19, 2010

howdy ho 

another way to say hello. Mostly used in the past by bad Hollywood-actors to pretend they are Cowboys. And an rare species of speaking christmas poo with the ability to fulfill miracels. Discoverd and first mentioned in 1998-02-04 in SouthPark, Colorado - Episode 110(Mr.Hankey,the Christmas Poo). Last seen in Episode 617(Red Sleigh Down) Southpark,Colorado.
You gotta keep it wet or the poo´s gona die.

Mr.Hanky say´s "Howdy Ho!"

howdy ho by Daniel10245 June 2, 2007