SHNEET

A portmanteau of the words Shut-in and NEET. A person who does not leave their house and is neither attending an educational course nor employed.

Wow, Tim is such a SHNEET, how embarrassing is that?

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shneet

The act of shitting and sneezing at the same time.

Jason Liu shneeted in my face and on my lap at the same time, FML!

shneet by gunnhigh123 August 17, 2009

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The act of pooping your pants and sneezing or picking your nose at the same time.

Cooper was walking down the hallway and shneeted. He then ran to the bathroom with poop in his pants and snot on his shirt.

shneet by Clawson33 November 25, 2010

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When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

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When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

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When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

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"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"

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