shnagel
shnagel by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018
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poop shnaegel
Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009
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shnagel • Shangela • shnaggle • shnagle • Shageleilei • Shagelhod • shanagely • shlagel • shmagel • shmagelaga
snagel
A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.
snagel by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010
shmagel
shnafelgaph
large african rodent that breaths fire. Usually found under ground or in a pond because they have gills
shnafelgaph by luluthedawg#5 April 4, 2009
Shnagle
Shnagle by DylanThompson69 May 5, 2015
shnagglepuss
usually a sasquatch like ginger and or blonde, capable of zero to mild intelligence with a face akin to a deformed baboon and teeth like a homosexual vampire, the "puss" is so stupid its interests can be described in one sentence and its diet is equivalent to a mentally disabled six-year-old, its eyesight is horrendous because of its constant urge of having scrotums dangle on its eyes , it also is gender confused and gets turned on by the scent of its own anal gases (eggz)
hey whats that fat blonde thing over there staring at itself? it looks like bigfoot if he had a learning disability or maybe down syndrome? No bro thats the shnagglepuss dont mess with it while its trying to look at itself it'll eat your dick off and play naked patty cake with your nuts while it farts
shnagglepuss by jermaine the royce November 10, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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