shnagel

when you're very friggin mad and just gotta say it motivation was noah schnaap

*marie stubs toe*
maRIE; OH SHNAGEL

by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

shmagel

Shmagel ( n ) : a person who uses the cell phone while he/she is in the restroom.
Synonyms: dagel

Shmagels are mingling in the powder-room stalls.

by Yuskii November 14, 2015

shnafelgaph

large african rodent that breaths fire. Usually found under ground or in a pond because they have gills

Lanny: DUDE WATCH OUT THE SHNAFELGAPH WILL BLOW FIRE ON YOU
woopta: IM AFRICAN!

by luluthedawg#5 April 4, 2009

Shnagle

To party real hard until your socks come off, preferably with a fake moustache on.

Lets shnagle tonight! or I shnagled until Mike Ryan came out of the closet.

by DylanThompson69 May 5, 2015

shnagglepuss

usually a sasquatch like ginger and or blonde, capable of zero to mild intelligence with a face akin to a deformed baboon and teeth like a homosexual vampire, the "puss" is so stupid its interests can be described in one sentence and its diet is equivalent to a mentally disabled six-year-old, its eyesight is horrendous because of its constant urge of having scrotums dangle on its eyes , it also is gender confused and gets turned on by the scent of its own anal gases (eggz)

hey whats that fat blonde thing over there staring at itself? it looks like bigfoot if he had a learning disability or maybe down syndrome? No bro thats the shnagglepuss dont mess with it while its trying to look at itself it'll eat your dick off and play naked patty cake with your nuts while it farts

by jermaine the royce November 10, 2012