shnagglepuss

usually a sasquatch like ginger and or blonde, capable of zero to mild intelligence with a face akin to a deformed baboon and teeth like a homosexual vampire, the "puss" is so stupid its interests can be described in one sentence and its diet is equivalent to a mentally disabled six-year-old, its eyesight is horrendous because of its constant urge of having scrotums dangle on its eyes , it also is gender confused and gets turned on by the scent of its own anal gases (eggz)

hey whats that fat blonde thing over there staring at itself? it looks like bigfoot if he had a learning disability or maybe down syndrome? No bro thats the shnagglepuss dont mess with it while its trying to look at itself it'll eat your dick off and play naked patty cake with your nuts while it farts

by jermaine the royce November 10, 2012

scragglepuss

skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.

-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.

Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"

2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."

by kevgroat January 24, 2010

Shwagglepuss

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

Snugglepussy

noun

Usually found in the northeastern part of the United States, the Snugglepussy tends to be quite energetic and at time, extremely violent and ferocious. What gets most people hurt is the cute and beautiful appearance of this creature. They assume it is friendly cute animal..but they are wrong. Stay away from it. If you're lucky enough not to get mauled, it will certainly rape you anally.

"The Snugglepussy lurks in the dark at night, searching for her prey."

" 'Help! A Snugglepussy just fucked me in the ass!' "

by NiggaManino September 2, 2011

Snugglepuss

When a man (or women or “other”) doesn’t just lick or kiss the pussy, they give it their full undivided attention and make love to it with soft forehead, cheek, and lip to lip cuddles. While Snugglepussing, your only goal and/or expectation is to caringly cuddle your honey’s cunny. To truly Snugglepuss, you must let your soul bond with the soul of the holiest of holes and show it that you see it not as a person, but as the exquisite piece of meat that it is. Don’t be afraid to whisper sweet thoughts to her most precious areas and let her pussy know how special it is to you. When using your hand to Snugglepuss, you should sensually cup your hand around her pound mound in a spoon like fashion to keep it warm and give it a sense of safeness and security. Snugglepussing often leads to snugglefucking, but should never be done with any other intentions than snuggling the pussy. If snuggkefucking does occur after you Snugglepuss, be patient! There’ll be plenty of time for post coital Snugglepussing once sex has commenced. Once you and her pussy are fully relaxed, don’t be afraid to fall asleep snuggled up between her legs with your cheeks cuddled against her sleeping lips.

Last night after a hectic day Harry came over and gave my pussy a well needed Snugglepuss. I expected him to just quickly attack my twat in order to sex me, but instead he made love to my labia and cuddled my clit. He cares SO much for my kitty and shows it when he Snugglepusses me! ❤️

by Harry Balzonya 181 July 20, 2021

Snagglepuss

A cool and groovy cat.

Oh, you are such a Snagglepuss.

by yeessman May 14, 2009

snagglepuss

In-the-closet pink lion
Hanna Barbera character, originally named "Snaggletooth"

"Heavens to Murgatriod!"
"Exit stage left, evunnnn!"

by Spooners McGoo April 25, 2004