shlagel

someone who is a stupid asshole with no life

your a shlagel

by supercalifragil January 24, 2010

slagelesque

Adj.
A very blunt or direct way of stating something or asking a question. Usually something everyone is thinking but too afraid to say or ask themselves. Most times sounds rude or inappropriate.

"Are you black and white or mexican or what?"

"That was very slagelesque!"

by Trout Hall December 24, 2008

shmagel

Shmagel ( n ) : a person who uses the cell phone while he/she is in the restroom.
Synonyms: dagel

Shmagels are mingling in the powder-room stalls.

by Yuskii November 14, 2015

slagelesque

Adj.
A very blunt or direct way of stating something or asking a question. Usually something everyone is thinking but too afraid to say or ask themselves.

When speaking to a person of questionable ethnicity.

"Are you black and white or mexican or what?"

"That was very slagelesque!"

by Trout Hall December 24, 2008

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

shmagelaga

Instead of saying shut up one says shmagelaga
Can also be shortened to “shmug

“Hey did you hear about th...
“Shmagelaga”
“What”
“I said ‘shut up’!”

by Ms. Moustanacci October 28, 2017

Shageleilei

A term which describes extreme fatigue.

Bro, i really shageleilei, can we just collect the poop another time?

by SingaporeanVibes March 17, 2020