Shmump 

Smoking while taking a dump

Guy 1: Hey, i'm gonna go take a shmump

Guy 2: Need a light?

Shmump by tredfunk June 29, 2011

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

shmumble by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

Smumpy

Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shmamplicating 

when you poop really alot.

DAYUM, I'M SHMAMPLICATING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

DID YOU JUST SHMAMPLICATE?! LIGHT A MATCH!

Shmamplicating by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010

Shmum 

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

Shmum by Kys.jk December 20, 2020